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Metroid: Zero Mission (2004)

This one was a long time coming, and I honestly can’t believe it took me this long to finally play through a Metroid game. Thanks to Metroid Dread coming out this year, I got tired of feeling left out in the cold and decided it was high time to play through Metroid. Little did I know that the famous Zero Suit Samus was from Zero Mission and Zero Mission was a remake of the original NES Metroid with some better graphics and added stuff to make the game feel more fully featured. I only learned this because of a info graphic online that gave the timeline and what games fell where in that time, and once I saw that I could feasibly go through the whole game series, I had my quest in my sights and was ready to begin.

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Cruis’n’ Blast (2017)

Cruis’n’ Blast is a 2017 arcade only game that was given a port to the Nintendo Switch in 2021, and what we get is a great port of a decent arcade title. 

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Swallow The Sea (2021)

Swallow The Sea is a short, and by short I mean around 15 minutes long game by an indie developer. Consisting of two friends, the dev team created more of a short story game than anything else, and even the concept of a story is barely there, but for whatever reason I was compelled to play it. 

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WarioWare: Get It Together (2021)

I have a special place in my heart for the WarioWare series, and I’m not sure of exactly why. I don’t like Wario as a character, and each game is extremely short. But there is something about them that keeps me coming back with each new announcement.The concept of playing hundreds of microgames one after the other, all with different objectives seems like a great deal.  WarioWare: Get It Together is the newest game in the ongoing series, and out for the Switch, and sadly the game just isn’t worth what they are asking for.

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Psychonauts 2 (2021)

Sixteen years is a long time to wait for a sequel, and most are usually just not very good. The people who originally made the thing you fell in love with in the beginning have all moved on. And while not the same staff who worked on the original Psychonauts that came out in 2005 are still with Double Fine, enough of the staff has remained faithful to the company and have come together to continue the storyline of Raz and the Psychonauts to rescue the Grand Head and save the world from paranormal psychic activity. 

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12 Minutes (2021)

The less said about this game, the better, but since I did in fact roll credits on it, I might as well review it so others don’t make the same mistake.

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Days Gone (2019)

Days Gone, originally shown off in 2016 went through so many delays, that when it finally released on the PS4 in 2019, it got passed over by a lot of gaming media. They mocked it, said “no one needs more zombie games” and said the Biker main character was a meathead only made because of the popularity of Walking Dead’s Daryl Dixon. And while the zombie genre has worn thin, and the similarities to Walking Dead’s Daryl being a biker is there too… Days Gone really goes out of it’s way to tell a great story with a ton of fun and enjoyable gameplay.

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Banjo-Kazooie (1998)

Rare was at one point, possibly the biggest, or at least well known developers in the world. Churning out basically hit after hit for Nintendo for both the Super Nintendo and Nintendo 64. Platforming was their specialty, and when Mario 64 changed the world and gave us 3D platformers, it was only a matter of time before Rare got their crack at it. Banjo-Kazooie sounds like a ridiculous title, but it is not just a spectacular platformer, but also an excellent example of gaming comedy

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Little Nightmares II (2021)

I’m a wuss when it comes to horror games. I can’t stand being scared, I don’t find it enjoyable in the least bit. However, when there is something more than just trying to make me scared, I can occasionally push through the fear and continue on. Events like Knott’s Halloween Haunt, or games like Little Nightmares take the time to craft an intriguing world and an atmosphere that piques my interest enough for me to conquer those fears.

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Hitman III (2021)

You’d think that a third entry in a gaming series would start to wear thin on the original premise of a game, but Hitman 3 shows that you can continually step up the progress of ideas and morph the series over time into something so far beyond what your imagination of the game could be. If that sentence baffles you, you might not be familiar with the new Hitman games. Back in 2016 the Hitman franchise got a reboot of sorts and came out of left field and became a smash hit, and in 2021 the third in the “World of Assassination” trilogy was released and finalized IOI as mastercraftsmen of game design.

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Goldeneye 007 (XBLA Version) (2021)

One of the best things about Microsoft purchasing Rare back in 2002 was the fact that we were hoping to see some if not most of the developers infamous games on a much more powerful console. When the Xbox 360 came out and Xbox Live was starting to really gain traction with downloadable titles, everyone waited for what was inevitably a “HD Remake” of Goldeneye 007. After a few years Rare did make good on updating several of their classics like Perfect Dark and even the Banjo games… but Bond’s greatest outing never showed up…. Until 2021.

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Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Calamity (2020)

The Dynasty Warriors series has been around for quite a while, debuting in 1997 on the original Playstation, it was never a series that I paid attention to. With it focusing primarily on semi-historical versions of infamous Chinese battles from hundreds of years ago, it was barely a blip on my gaming radar. For a while, it seemed like it was on a yearly release schedule as well, garnering a near Sports like Roster Update status. To say I wasn’t interested in the series would be an understatement. That was until the developers were able to use Nintendo’s Zelda franchises characters and settings.

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Scott Pilgrim Vs The World: The Game (2021’s Re-Release of the 2010 Game)

Sometimes a game feels like it was perfectly tailored for a person, and back in 2010 when the Scott Pilgrim movie came out, and alongside it the game was released, it felt like it was made specifically for me. I used to say that Platformers were my favorite genre, but I’ve realized that Brawler games are my actual favorite ones, and Scott Pilgrim was the perfect one at the perfect time in my life.

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Burnout Paradise: Remastered (2018)

Burnout Paradise Remastered is the same exact game it was back when it launched on Xbox 360 and PS3 back in 2008, with all the included DLC, and some higher resolution visuals. While playing the same game with higher quality graphics might sound nice, it still has the major issues that puts this game as one of the more boring Burnout games made. 

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Maneater (2020)

There isn’t a lot to choose from when it comes to video games about controlling sharks. Jaws from NES, Jaws Unleashed on the original Xbox, and that’s about it. ManEater from TripWire studios takes what should be a simple gimmick game, and deepens the plot and makes it a much more interesting game than I originally thought it was going to be. 

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Bugsnax (2020)

Bugsnax is an adventure game where you play as an unnamed character who does a bunch of fetch quests for other island inhabitants.Even though you have been brought to the island under the guise of interviewing a famous explorer, you soon get relegated to a personal assistant for each character until they reluctantly agree to give you a single interview that lasts a couple minutes, then it’s back to work gathering items for the lazy bums and feeding them.

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Spider-Man: Miles Morales (2020) {PS4 Version}

I’ve said before that Spider-Man has always been one of my two favorite Super Heroes, tied with Batman. Batman was definitely my first with seeing the 1989 Keaton movie with my mom on opening day in the theater when I was 4. Spidey though, was more prominent in my childhood, thanks to the awesome animated series, the ToyBiz action figures and the plethora of video games like Maximum Carnage featuring Green Jelly’s soundtrack. 

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Pikuniku (2019)

A game with this hard of a name to pronounce at first sight, Is usually a good indication that it’s probably not going to be something that I like. It’s got Japanese katakana underneath the title in it’s “box art”/Store page. That in and of itself isn’t going to immediately deter me away from the game, but it makes me wary, as I just don’t find most Japanese oriented games very enjoyable or interesting. However Pikuniku isn’t really a japanese game, in the sense of some random JRPG where you play an effeminate boy who has to save the world from destruction. No, you get to play as this weird red colored rock with legs. 

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Mafia: Definitive Edition (2020)

When the original Mafia game came out in 2002 I was just getting out of high school and looking forward to GTA: Vice City much more as the superior “mafia” game, with its neon twinge of 80’s cocaine fueled nostalgia. I don’t think I even remember seeing the original Mafia game until much later on, and when I did, it left such a little impression on me, that I totally forgot about it. When Mafia 2 came out, again, it was at a time in my life that I just wasn’t looking for a italian mob game. It wasn’t until Mafia 3 that came out in 2016 that I actually paid attention to the series. 

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Super Mario 64 – PC Port/120 Stars

There have been many “Gamer Bucket Lists” people have created over the years, and I’ve read a ton of them. One common checklist item is getting all 120 Stars in Super Mario 64. Something I sadly never have done. I always lost track at the end after getting all the stars in each course and was just missing a few of the Castle’s Secret Stars. Last time I attempted it, was on the original hardware back in 2015, but never got past 116 Stars. I know, I know, I was so close.